WHOLE TEAM – WHOLE DEAL – WHOLE STORY :
To welcome New Year 2015, WholeDude made a New Year Resolution for promoting Whole Team Member Happiness.
My Resolution for this New Year 2015 is to achieve Whole Team Member Excellence by contributing to Whole Team Member Happiness.
Whole Team Members are not finding Happiness in Life for they lost the habit of reading Good Books. They do not recognize “VALUE” of reading Good Books and they do not acknowledge the “Whole Value” of owning Good Books.
During this Holiday Season, no Whole Team Member has purchased a book to give it as a gift, and no Whole Team Member has received a Good Book as a gift. WholeDude wants to encourage Whole Team Members to own Good Books. The ‘Whole Idea’ is to impart ‘Whole Consciousness’ that goes beyond eating good food and drinking the choicest beverages during lifetime.
To encourage Whole Team Members to learn about the Whole Value of Reading Books, WholeDude has resolved to offer a Whole Deal. WholeDude is conscious of the fact that a Whole Team Leader has a huge collection of Comic Books that are carefully preserved in the basement of his house. WholeDude wants to awaken the Whole Consciousness of Whole Team Members to gain maturity and Wisdom using the ancient Mystic Practice of India called the ‘KUNDALINI YOGA’. “CONSCIOUS CAPITALISM” is a Good Book and it is based on the Whole Idea of awakening the Coiled Serpent called “KUNDALINI” that rests at the base of Spine in a dormant condition.
These are the Terms and Conditions of WholeDude’s Whole Deal to promote Whole Team Member Excellence by contributing to their Whole Happiness.
1. Must purchase a copy of “CONSCIOUS CAPITALISM” at Whole Foods Market and obtain a valid cash register receipt as the proof of purchase.
2. Whole Team Members must show the sale receipt to obtain $5.00 instant cash rebate. In addition to $5.00 cash rebate, deserving Whole Team Members will get assistance to defray the cost of the book. They need to request for Sales Tax Rebate.
3. Whole Team Members have to seek an appointment for Book Reading, and in our recommendation this book can be enjoyed as a Bedtime Story.
4. Whole Team Members are to fully relax during the Story Reading Session and can fall asleep while listening to the book.
5. Whole Team Member will receive a gentle, sweet Goodnight Kiss after they fall asleep. The bed sheets are tucked in, and the lights are switched off to give chance of good sleep and Sweet Dreams.
Whole Team Members need to grow up and seek Wisdom from Reading Books. Bedtime reading is a good habit, but the Book must have 365 Everyday Value if they want to benefit from Reading.
Reading Books at Bedtime is a good habit. But, reading Comic Books at Bedtime will not give any Wisdom. Whole Team Members have to read to awaken their dormant Consciousness to attain Full Consciousness or Whole Consciousness.
Most Whole Team Members do not receive a Goodnight Kiss and hence they do not get good sleep and fail to get good rest. Fortunately, WholeDude’s Whole Deal includes a Goodnight Kiss and as always the Whole Team Member’s Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.
WholeDude’s Whole Deal(#WHOLEDEAL) includes Bedtime Reading, and Goodnight Kiss to give the Whole Team Member to enjoy ‘Whole Sleep’; Good Rest, and Sweet Dreams that makes the Whole Team Member feel fully refreshed.
Whole Team Members must accept this Whole Deal(#WholeDeal) in writing by posting a comment( Click on the ‘Leave a Comment’ icon) and state that they read the Terms and Conditions of this Whole Deal Promotion. Wait, the Story is not over. Whole Team Members must display Good Behavior during Bedtime Reading Session. If any Whole Team Member behaves badly during the Bedtime Session, particularly by making naughty comments like, “I am TERRORIZED by the Bedtime Story Reading”, will be dealt with severely. For bad behavior, WholeDude promises to plant a “JUDAS KISS” instead of a gentle, sweet Goodnight Kiss.
Whole Team Members who accept Whole Deal(#WholeDeal) must know that Good Behavior will bear Good Fruits, and Bad Behavior will bring serious consequences.
This is the Whole Story about WholeDude’s Whole Deal(#WholeDeal) with Whole Value. A Whole Swat Team will be fully ready and will be waiting outside the house of the Whole Team Member during the Bedtime Reading Session. If a Whole Team Member gets a “JUDAS KISS” for bad behavior, the Whole Swat Team moves in immediately and the offending Whole Team Member gets busted. The Whole Idea is to promote Whole Excellence by giving the Whole Opportunity to enjoy Whole Happiness. The Whole Deal(#WholeDeal) promises to deliver Whole Satisfaction.
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