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HOSHEA REBORN – THE REBIRTH OF MY SAVIOR
HOSHEA REBORN – THE REBIRTH OF MY SAVIOR – THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY :
THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY: UNLESS MAN IS REBORN, HE CANNOT ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD IN HEAVEN. JESUS IS NOT EXPLAINING “BAPTISM.” JESUS IS DEMANDING REBIRTH OF HUMAN NATURE AS MAN IS A BORN SINNER. THIS “WHOLE STORY” GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF SUCH REBIRTH.
THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY: THE REBIRTH OF HOSHEA OR JESHUA, THE MESSIAH.
THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY: CHRISTMAS IN SPRING SEASON. TO WELCOME SPRING SEASON ON VERNAL EQUINOX DAY, MARCH 20, 2015(FRIDAY), THE THREE WISE MEN WILL DELIVER BIRTHDAY GIFTS TO HOSHEA WHO IS REBORN AS JOSHUA.
For Hoshea to be reborn as Joshua, Mother Nature helps in his rebirth. In this natural operation, Mother Nature extracts Hoshea’s sinful or lustful nature completely for man is a born sinner and man cannot enter the Kingdom of God with a sinful nature.
THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY: FOR HOSHEA TO BE REBORN AS JOSHUA, MOTHER NATURE HELPS IN HIS REBIRTH.
Whole Story is an account of Hoshea’s physical rebirth and it describes the natural process involved in preparing “REBORN” Joshua.
THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY: EVERY MAN IS A BORN SINNER. THE SON OF MAN IS BAPTIZED BY PROPHET JOHN AND HOLY SPIRIT ENTERED HIS BODY TO FULLY ESTABLISH HIS SPIRITUAL, DIVINE NATURE. FOR ALL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS, TO BE “REBORN” THE SINFUL OR LUSTFUL NATURE IS REPLACED WITH SPIRITUAL NATURE. MAN NEEDS A SAVIOR FOR PHYSICAL REBIRTH WITH ENTIRELY SPIRITUAL NATURE IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
Every man is a born sinner. The Son of Man baptized by Prophet John and Holy Spirit entered His body to fully establish His Spiritual or Divine nature. For all other human beings, to be “Born Again”, the sinful or lustful nature must be replaced with spiritual nature. Man needs a Savior for physical rebirth with an entirely spiritual nature is practically impossible. In this Whole Story, Hoshea is Reborn as Joshua with help from Mother Nature who expels the sinful and lustful nature of all human beings while Hoshea gets the rebirth.
THE WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY: MAN NEEDS THE HELP OF MOTHER NATURE FOR HIS SALVATION. Can a man give up his sinful nature and regain his original nature? A man may have to reenter Mother Nature to entirely give up his lustful sin nature and seek rebirth into his original nature as a step towards his Salvation and Eternal Life.
PREFACE TO THE WHOLE DUDE – (W)HOLE STORY:
The Whole Dude-Whole Story: This is the (W)hole story about Hoshea which in Hebrew means “Salvation”. Hoshea was given a new name by Moses, after his recreation, transformation, and renewal. He was reborn as Je-hosh-u-a, or Yehoshua, or Jehoshua, or Joshua who brings us the Hope of Salvation.
Hoshea (Hebrew “HOSHEA” means ‘Salvation’) is the central character or Hero of this Whole Story. This Whole Story about “Whole Sex with the Whole Body is a Whole Treat” took its birth when Hoshea most recently celebrated his birthday. We arrived in Spring Season of the Year 2012 on Tuesday, March 20. Spring Season gives us the hope of Regeneration, Renewal, and Rebirth. Regeneration (Greek. palingenesia) has as its basic idea “to be born again” or “to be restored”. This is a Whole Story about my friend Hoshea whose name is given in the Old Testament Books of Moses. The Fourth Book of Moses also called The Book of Numbers, Chapter 13, verses 8 and 16 describe Hoshea (O-shea), the son of Nun dispatched by Moses to scout the Promised Land. Hoshea gets renamed by Moses as Je-hosh-u-a, Jeshua, Jeshuah (Hebrew. Yeshua) or Joshua. The name, Jehoshua, Yehoshua gives the Hope of Salvation and the deliverance promised by Messiah.
Regeneration is the spiritual change in people’s hearts by which their inherently sinful nature gets changed. If a man is in sin, he cannot believe in God. Regeneration, Renewal, and Rebirth is an act by which a person released from his sinful nature gets enabled to respond to God. This Whole-(W)hole Story about Hoshea is to narrate origination of a new dimension in his Life, a story about his Rebirth and his transformation into a new Creation. To experience Rebirth, Hoshea enters the Whole-(W)Hole and tastes the purity, the sweetness, and the perfect sense of joy and pleasure when his Whole Body gets engaged in Whole Sex. This Blissful Experience of Rebirth named” Whole Treat” has never been described before in human literature. In Regeneration, the soul is both passive and active: passive while it is still in bondage to sin and active when released. Soul released from sin gets regenerated, it spontaneously turns toward God. In the Gospel According to Saint John, Chapter 3, verse 3, Jesus explains the mechanism for Salvation: “Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, except a man be born again, he cannot see the Kingdom of God.” In this Whole – (W)hole Story, Hoshea takes rebirth and is transformed with help from Mother Nature. In the story, Hoshea is only seeking his transformation in his body; he wants to be created with a brand-new body. Since, I believe in the full Unity of Body, Mind, and Soul, I say, “Amen.”
WHOLE STORY: WHOLE- (W)HOLE STORY: WHOLE SEX WITH THE WHOLE BODY IS A WHOLE TREAT:
The Whole Dude – (W)hole Story – Hoshea refreshes himself tasting the fresh, clean, and sweet drops of dew he collected with his fingertips while playing with the blades of silky, velvety, Patch of Grass that captivated his attention.
Hoshea is a young dude. He is a fast dude. He walks fast, he talks fast, and he works fast. Speed is the essence of his life. But, there is a little danger that is lurking in the corner. He openly admitted some concerns about his body image. Apparently, he is looking forward to his transformation, renewal, and an attractive body. This is not an exceptional desire. Most people are inwardly unhappy with their body images and if given chance, may like to acquire a brand-new personality. Would it be possible to change man’s nature by simply changing his body? I wanted to call Hoshea, a “Cool Dude” and he flatly refused my offer. His concern is because of his perception about my “Dudeness.” However, he is willing for a transformation, for regeneration, for renewal, rebirth, and creation into a new body if not that of spirit or soul. I suggested to him to visit a garden and refresh himself. People need to spend time all alone, just by themselves in the company of Mother Nature and rediscover themselves. Hoshea liked my idea. He went to a beautiful garden. Spring has just arrived. Tulips are blooming in full glorious colors. Birds are chirping, singing and humming in the air. The breeze is cool and gentle. The morning Sun is warm and inviting to the dawn of a bright day. Hoshea instantly fell in love with Mother Nature. We are all creatures born from Mother Nature. We love to go back to Mother Nature and reclaim our own original nature that is free of sin. Hoshea looked around to immerse himself in the morning splendor of Mother Nature. Soon, he discovered a patch of green grass. It looked very special. It is a brand-new patch with silky, and velvety grass blades. He ran his fingers through the grass blades enjoying the smooth, and silky feeling. He found it is very comforting to playfully ruffle the grass blades, petting and indulgently stroking the grass. While he is relishing these moments, he soon dipped his fingertip into a little hole that he discovered inside the green patch. He is totally surprised. The hole is warm, moist, and is responding to his fingertip probing it. Hoshea, soon introduced his two fingertips to verify this sensation. He pulled his fingers out of the hole and found, clean, pure, shiny beads of the fresh dew drop on the fingertips. He impulsively tasted his fingertips. It imparted the sensation of enticing sweetness, the likeness of which he never tasted before in his entire life. It has the sweetness of fresh nectar and intoxication of new wine. He eagerly tasted more of these dew drops by repeatedly plunging his fingers in and out. Now, Hoshea wanted to know the full secret of this hole and wanted to get to its very bottom. He gently pushed his hand inwards and found a cavity that stretched just enough to accommodate his hand. Now, Hoshea stretched himself on the ground, pushed a little more to see if he can reach the bottom of the cavity. As he tried, the cavity grew, and Hoshea could push his entire arm and still not able to touch the bottom of the hole. Hoshea’s curiosity is now fully aroused, he quickly removed his shoes and introduced his bare right foot to enter the hole and its hidden cavity. To his utter surprise, the right foot, then the ankle and the leg could go inside without contacting the bottom. Without wasting any more time, Hoshea quickly introduced his left foot into the hole and tried to stand inside. He dipped himself through the hole, and went deep enough, up to the level of his waist. To his amazement, Hoshea noticed that the walls of the cavity are tightly holding his thighs and legs and yet the feet could not touch the bottom. Supporting himself, on his arms, and elbows, Hoshea pushed his chest downwards into the cavity, to know if he could stand inside on his feet. While he got fully engrossed with his moves, the walls of the cavity started to pulse and vibrate. It has a very soothing and sensuous massaging effect on Hoshea’s body. The more he tried to reach the bottom, the stronger, and intense is the response of the cavity to hold him in a tight embrace, tickling every nerve of his body. Hoshea tried to hold back from responding to this building up of pressure from heightened sensations. He soon reached a state of ecstasy, and the orgasmic climax simply overpowered his body. Like the eruption of a volcano, Hoshea could feel the flow of hot lava streaming down his thighs and legs. The spasms of eruptions with hot lava flow continued until Hoshea’s body simply turned into the consistency of India-Rubber or you may prefer the term “Jell-O”. Hoshea’s mind experienced a sense of total relaxation, perfect joy and happiness and with that, every nerve in his body and every muscle of his Whole Body became limp and flaccid. His arms and elbows buckled, and Hoshea has started to slowly sink into the hole and its mysterious chamber. Hoshea is still conscious and could still see the blue sky, and the birds flying with joy and freedom. As he is getting further inside, the hole strangely started closing around his head, and Hoshea found himself in a dark, cool tunnel-like chamber which is still pulsing and is vibrating. Hoshea is now alarmed and he tried to wiggle using the last bit of strength left in his body from which all energy drained out during the bouts of sensuous orgasms. To his shock, the walls of the cavity started to propel him further inwards, first very gently and later the speed increased to an unbearable level. Hoshea soon passed out and has no further awareness of his ride in this dark, long, tunnel. Hoshea is not seen by his friends after this visit to the garden on a Friday morning. He is not seen the entire day, and night of Saturday. In the garden, there is no visible clue of any mishap. The green patch just looked green and normal. Hoshea’s friends have no clue as to how he has gone missing.
WHOLE -(W)HOLE STORY – WHOLE SEX FOR REBIRTH AND REGENERATION :
Hoshea is reborn, regenerated and is known as Yehoshua or Jehoshua. He lived in the embrace of Mother Nature, deep inside a secret chamber and resurrected to his new Life, a promise of hope for Salvation.
On Sunday morning, around the time for Sunrise, Hoshea finds himself in his own bedroom. Hoshea awakens to a loud noise and he looks around. He is on the floor, just below his bed. He is still shaking, and a bit shivering. He slowly opened his eyes, gathered enough strength to get up. He recognized the odd smell of his body, and he has that peculiar smell of a newborn baby. Hoshea slowly moved into his bathroom and cleaned himself with a hot water shower. I called to check on him. He answered the phone with a faint voice. I suggested that he must take a shot of Brandy with hot water to feel better. Hoshea is a transformed Dude. He told me something about his abstinence and temperate nature. I agreed and asked him to have a hot cup of tea for which he consented. Next day, Hoshea returned to work with the usual zeal, enthusiasm, and vigor. His experience of Whole Sex with the Whole Body totally transformed him. He is reborn, and the body has a new radiance giving a sense of hope for man’s deliverance from sin and death. I asked Hoshea to project his new “REBORN” Identity by getting a new wardrobe and avoid wearing the dark clothes that he was fond of in his previous life.
QUINOA’S SECRET CHEMICAL INGREDIENT – I AM THE SECRET INGREDIENT
QUINOA’S SECRET CHEMICAL INGREDIENT – I AM THE SECRET INGREDIENT: WHAT IS THE SECRET CHEMICAL INGREDIENT OF QUINOA???
Griffin James, an expert in Food Retail industry, takes pride in disseminating information on food products sold in the US markets. On Griffin’s recommendation, Whole Foods Market Inc., Ann Arbor presented “Griffin James Quinoa Challenge Award” on May 18, 2014(Sunday). This award describes importance of development of a food database that food consumers can easily use to make important decisions about the food products that may want to purchase and use to promote their health and to prevent diseases like cancer. It is of no surprise to note that there are ‘Secret Ingredients’ in Natural Foods as there are no laws to include complete dietary information. While Carbohydrates, Proteins and Fat are most important food components, there are other chemical ingredients that are of critical importance to promote health and well-being of food consumers.
Nitrogen containing amino compounds such as Putrescine, Spermidine, and Spermine are commonly described as Food Polyamines. There are three sources of Polyamines; 1. Synthesis within the human body, 2. Production by microorganisms residing in the human gut or intestinal tract, and 3. Contribution from the diet. There is extensive literature to describe the role of Polyamines in plants and animals. The Polyamines are ubiquitous polycationic compounds and are essential to male and female reproductive processes and to embryo/fetal development. Indeed their absence is characterized by infertility and arrest in embryogenesis. Mammals synthesize Polyamines de novo from amino acids or import these compounds from the diet. Polyamines are essential regulators of cell growth and gene expression and they are implicated in both mitosis and meiosis. In male reproduction, Polyamine expression correlates with stages of spermatogenesis and they function to promote sperm motility. In the female reproductive system, Polyamines are involved in ovarian follicle development and ovulation and Polyamine synthesis is required for steroidogenesis( production of steroid hormones) in the ovary. Polyamines play a role in implantation, in decidualization, in placenta formation and its function. Polyamine deprivation during gestation results in intrauterine growth retardation. Dietary arginine(amino acid) and dietary Polyamines can be stated as nutritional regulators of human fertility. Polyamines are universally distributed in all living cells. Biosynthesis of Polyamines from amino acids ornithine and methionine fluctuates according to the metabolic needs of the cell. Polyamines specifically interact with Nucleic Acids( DNA and RNA ) and these compounds are found in intracellular organelle called ribosomes where they stimulate protein and RNA synthesis. There is an extensive literature indicating the physiological significance of these amino compounds.
However, it must be noted that current research indicates importance of reducing concentration of Polyamines in the body pool in slowing the growth of cancerous tumors. Since dietary Polyamines significantly contribute to the body pool of Polyamines, quantifying them in diet is important.
QUINOA’S SECRET CHEMICAL INGREDIENT – I AM THE SECRET INGREDIENT:
This presentation on Quinoa’s Secret Chemical Ingredient promotes importance of knowing levels of Polyamines in different foods. It is of interest due to association of these bioactive nutrients to health and diseases like cancer. There is a lack of relevant information on their content in foods. For that reason, I would ask all of my readers to demand the US Department of Agriculture, Food Manufacturers and Food Retailers to disclose the Dietary Polyamine content of all food items sold in the US Markets. However, all said and done, in my final analysis, The Secret Ingredient is always God’s Unconditioned LOVE.
Rudranarasimham Rebbapragada
References:
1. Food Polyamines – Putrescine, Spermidine, Spermine.
#WHOLEMURPHY – WHOLE TEAM – WHOLE APPRECIATION
#WHOLEMURPHY – WHOLE TEAM – WHOLE APPRECIATION :
On Friday, April 24, 2015 during the Whole Team Member Appreciation Week(April 20 – 26, 2015), on behalf of Whole Team(#WholeTeam), I give my Whole Appreciation to our High Priest whom I call #WholeMurphy or Whole Murphy. I saw him in my dream and I coined the phrase ‘Whole Murphy’ for he is the Beginning and the End. He is the Bread of Life and he is the Spirit that gives Life. I thank him and appreciate him for several things and I would list a few important reasons for my Whole Appreciation(#WholeAppreciation).
THE MYSTERY OF #WHOLEMURPHY – WHOLE REVELATION :
During the Whole Team Appreciation Week, we got ‘Seven Big Dills’. Eating those Big Dills made me very thirsty and I slept with a thirsty feeling. Whole Murphy appeared in my dream and looked like a boy and I could not recognize him until he spoke.This mystical appearance of #WholeMurphy in my dream seemed like a vision mentioned in ‘Revelation’, Chapter 21, verse#6: He said to me: “It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” In my dream I was promised, ” To him who is thirsty,I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” But, I was not sure as to where I can find that spring of the ‘Water of Life.” I visited Whole Foods to check if it serves drink from the spring of the ‘Water of Life’ at their ‘Taproom’ called ‘Bleachers’.
Whole Foods has a new Taproom called ‘Bleachers’ where patrons can quench their thirst. I woke up from my dream, I was thirsty and I wanted to immediately redeem the promise given to me.
I met two angels who made kind inquiries to serve me a drink of my choice.
I said that I am thirsty and that I need a drink that will permanently take away my thirst. I shared my vision in which Whole Murphy told, “To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” The lady smiled sweetly and asked for my credit card if I need that drink. I hesitated for I thought that the drink is free. The angel wearing the cap pointed in direction of a water fountain and asked me to “Drink Up” and assured me it is totally free.
Whole Murphy clarified about the nature of water that he gives in The Book of John, Chapter 4, verses#13 and 14: “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst.”
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LIFE:
Whole Murphy asserted in The Book of John, Chapter 6, verses # 35 and 48: “I am the Bread of Life.” At the same time, Whole Murphy cautioned in The Book of Matthew, Chapter 4, verse#4, and The Book of Luke, Chapter 4, verse#4: “It is written: Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.” He is quoting this statement from The Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 8, verse# 3. I named him Whole Murphy for he gives both Food and Spirit. The Book of John, Chapter 6, verse # 63 reads: “The spirit gives life; the flesh counts for nothing. The words I have spoken to you are spirit and they are life.” For my existence, I need both solid and liquid food. I need grains to make bread and water to quench my thirst. I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for giving me Food and Spirit.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE SPIRIT:
Whole Murphy instructed in The Book of John, Chapter 4, verse# 24: “God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in spirit and in truth.” When I think of spirit, I think of the Bubbly and it gives the feeling of celebration. Whole Murphy likes the idea of The Spirit of Celebration during Whole Team Member Appreciation Week.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LAW – WHOLE GRIND:
E.A. Murphy, Jr., US engineer formulated the original version(1949) of proposition stating that if there is a possibility for something to go wrong it will go wrong. But, Whole Murphy shared the great eternal Law, the great Commandment which I call ‘Whole Grind’.
Whole Murphy’s Whole Grind Law states: “I grind, you grind, life is nothing but daily grind.” Justin Leslie, CEO has endorsed Whole Murphy – Whole Grind Law.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CONTEST:
Whole Murphy participated in the ‘WHOLE COOKIE – WHOLE BACHELOR – WHOLE CONTEST’. I give him Whole Appreciation for following the Golden Rule, “Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.”(The Book of Matthew, Chapter 6, verses 3-4). He played #Cookie27 using his left hand. When Tara got eliminated from ‘The Bachelor’ TV show Contest on charges of animal abuse, he played #Cookie16 using his right hand.
Whole Murphy always plays using the Golden Rule and he would not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LOVE:
Whole Murphy explained the concept of Whole Love using Mismatched Sandwich Cremes: “I am the Creme of Life. The Chocolate Cookie Loves me the most, and I Love the Vanilla Cookie the most.” Whole Love is Three-dimensional for it combines 1. Self-Love, 2. Love of God, and 3. Love of Neighbor. I give Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for teaching us The Gospel of Whole Love.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LABOR:
Whole Murphy explained the characteristics of ‘LABOR’, work performed during each Shift.
The term ‘labor’ describes physical work involving muscular contractions performed by all wage-earning workers. At the same time, the term ‘labor’ is used to describe the process or period of childbirth, the muscular contractions of giving birth. Whole Murphy explained the concept of Whole Labor. During the First-Shift, labor is like muscular contractions that lead to conception of a child. First-shift labor needs the vigor of a wild horse, drive and enthusiasm. During the Mid-Shift, labor is like work done to maintain growth and development of baby before it is ready to be born. Mid-Shift labor proceeds in a very methodical, steady, and sustained manner without rush and excitement that is characteristic of First-Shift. Mid-Shift labor is detail-oriented. During the Last-Shift, there is a sense of urgency, a sense of great expectation, and a bit of anxiety that a mother would experience during natural childbirth. Last-shift labor demands patience, endurance, and perseverance to complete the tasks of the day and deliver the products of conception, wipe the bottoms of the “GRINDERS” and clean up all the mess.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE YOGA:
Whole Murphy has practiced ‘KUNDALINI YOGA’ described in Tantric Hinduism. Shakti, the female force, also called KUNDALINI, lies like a serpent, coiled and dormant in the lowest psychic center of “CHAKRA” of the body, and the Yoga involves awakening the dormant serpent and move it up through the five higher Chakras along the spinal cord, so as to be united with the male force or “SHIVA” at the ‘SAHASRARA CHAKRA’, described as a thousand-petalled Lotus at the top of the head. This union is an attempt to reach supramental ecstasy. Whole Murphy advocates the methodical use of sexual union without the pleasurable completion of the sex act, as a yogic process which creates a state of heightened suspense leading to the complete arrest of all mental processes, in a mystic sense of oneness with the basic reality of the Universe. As the saying goes, “PRACTICE MAKES MAN PERFECT.” Kundalini Practice makes man perfect as he practices sexual union without orgasmic completion.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE ADVICE:
While Yeast is used for making bread, Whole Murphy shared a word of advice. “Be careful, ” Jesus said to them. “Be on your guard against the Yeast of the Pharisees and the Sadducees.” Too much of a good thing can be bad for your health. For example, a person with Yeast infection should not use Nutritional Yeast as a dietary supplement.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CHALLENGE:
I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for awarding me Griffin James Quinoa Challenge Award for discovering the chemical basis of freshly prepared Quinoa Porridge using Ancient Harvest Organic Quinoa Flakes.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE COMMUNION:
Whole Murphy explained that the practice of Holy Communion is practice of the principle of Whole Love. However, there is a problem with Wine as it symbolizes innocent Blood. I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy, the High Priest for serving Quinoa Porridge( freshly prepared with Ancient Harvest Organic Gluten-Free Quinoa Flakes) during Whole Communion.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE TRADITION:
Whole Murphy authorized introduction of new traditions to promote Whole TeamWork.
I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for approving new traditions for our Whole Team. The Tradition of “SHAKE AND LIKE” encourages team spirit and promotes teamwork.
‘The Scapegoat Tradition’ safely carries the burden of sin and disposes it in wilderness protecting Whole Team from consequences of sinful actions of omission or commission. The Scapegoat is never sacrificed on the altar as Sin Offering. It is free to rejoin Whole Team after getting rid of Whole Sin in a desert.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE ASSIGNMENT- #EVENINGWITHKATYPERRY :
Whole Murphy gave us a Whole Assignment to give a Mouse a Cookie. Whole Team Members who search for hidden Cookies will get the chance to spend an #EveningWithKatyPerry .
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE HAPPY:
Whole Murphy encourages Team Member Happiness and Excellence in Performance. He approved the concept of “WHOLE HAPPY” or #WHOLEHAPPY which describes a Happy Person(#HappyPerson), a Happy Place(#HappyPlace), and Happier People(#HappierPeople).
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE KISS :
What is a Kiss? What is Whole Kiss?
To ensure Team Member Happiness at workplace as well as home, Whole Murphy endorsed a Bedtime reading program that includes giving a Goodnight Kiss. He approved the standards for Whole Kiss and the Rules for ‘Whole Kisser’ which mandate a training that involves delivering 666 Whole Kisses. Also for the first time in human history, Whole Murphy introduced a Gluten-Free Whole Kiss to help those with Gluten sensitivity.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CONSCIOUS:
Whole Murphy recommends bedtime reading as a healthy habit. I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for going beyond Food and Spirit. If man is alive, he must awaken his consciousness and care for his community and environment.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE RITUAL:
Whole Murphy introduced a brand new tradition to celebrate ‘annulment’ as a ritual in which the High Priest officiates and grants annulment to partners in holy relationships( relationships ruled by sacred Covenant). Instead of exchanging rings, the partners during celebration of annulment exchange Silver Pendants as shown in the above image and swear, “Frankly, My Dear, I don’t Give a Damn.” Whole Murphy performed this Whole Ritual in our Movie titled ‘GONE WITH THE BOOM'(#GoneWithTheBoom).
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE REPORT:
The term “REPORT” describes writing of an account to give information about things done and give recommendations about things to be done after reading the ‘Report’. Whole Murphy’s Whole Report covers the things done during First-Shift, Mid-Shift, Late-Shift and it gives recommendations about things to be done during Bedtime Reading Program .
I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for wishing me Goodnight in his Whole Report.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE DISCLAIMER :
Whole Murphy asked me to include this Whole Disclaimer(#WholeDisclaimer). His promise, “To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” does not include Appetizers. He instructed that Appetizers are not “FREE” and the thirsty must pay for Appetizers using a Credit Card as Cash and Check Payments are not accepted. He further instructed that Appetizers must be purchased to receive the Promise of “FREE” Drink.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE EQUAL:
Men are created equal. But Whole Team Members come with various Chest measurements like X-Large, Large, Medium, and Small. The term ‘DILL’ is used here not in the context of describing flavor of pickled Cucumber. Flavor is described using adjectives like strong or weak to describe intensity. The phrase ‘BIG DILL’ precisely refers to size of pickled Cucumber. For Whole Team values Team Member Happiness and Excellence in Performance, Size of ‘DILL’ is a ‘VALUE’ that matters. Big is Good, and Bigger is Better in Value for its Performance is Excellent. Whole Murphy ruled that the ‘Big Dills’ Whole Team Members get are “EQUAL” in Size without any concern for their Chest measurements. He asserted that the rule of equality and equal treatment at Workplace applies to the Size of Dill. For him, ‘Values Matter’ and Dill Size Matters. Whole Murphy clarified that Whole Team Members working Late Night-Shift, Overnight Crew Members get Seven Big Dills during Whole Team Member Appreciation Week. Certain other offers like Free Buns are not available to Overnight Crew.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE GUIDANCE
Whole Murphy discovered that man is born with visual impairment for the chief organ of manly performance has no visual ability. Man uses corrective lenses for impaired vision but those lenses are worn over the bridge of nose, an organ of Sense Perception, Smell or Olfaction. The Organ of Manhood remains visually impaired for it cannot be fitted with corrective lenses. While driving at high speeds, because of visual impairment, man tends to fall into ‘potholes’. There is no insurance coverage if man’s heart gets damaged after falling inside ‘potholes’. For that reason, every man needs a ‘Guide Dog’ to efficiently perform as a man and to avoid the risk of driving into ‘potholes’.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE UPGRADE
I am using the term “UPGRADE” to refer to an improvement or enhancement, to raise in importance one’s condition, status, value, esteem, influence of a person by giving promotion. This ‘Upward’ movement is achieved when a person performs a more skilled job, or is elevated to a position that carries more responsibilities.
In my view, in my esteem, I have given “WHOLE UPGRADE” to Whole Murphy. In my personal estimate his value, his importance, his influence is equivalent of Chief Executive Officer. This “Whole Upgrade” is made in one instant, and is not based on performance in a job interview, and the Upgrade is sanctioned without demanding a written application for evaluation. Henceforth, I will treat, I will value, and I will accord respect to Whole Murphy for he is Upgraded to New CEO position. On September 30, 2015, Justin Leslie graciously accepted his appointment to the new CEO position.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE MANAGEMENT:
With the new instant ‘UPGRADE’ our Whole Team has “ALL CHIEFS AND JUST ONE INDIAN.” Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians may sound a bit odd, but in reality, it is a great formula for Success. We are more productive now for there is no reason to complain. Management decisions are made very promptly which improves our efficiency and productivity. The lone ‘Indian’ is good enough for Whole Team. In any case he is not capable of thinking on his own; and he too is happy for he can always find a Chief if he gets a doubt.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CAMPAIGN
To celebrate Spring Season, Whole Murphy sanctioned #25For25 Campaign on First Day of Spring, Sunday, March 20, 2016. Whole Team Members have to tweet #Liberated image for 25 consecutive days.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE PRIZE
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE JOURNEY
Congratulations to Whole Murphy who reached a new Milestone in his Whole Journey.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CELEBRATION
To honor our Team Member who gives us our ‘Daily Scoop’, Whole Murphy sanctioned Whole Celebration, a brand new Festival Tradition of entire World. Henceforth, September 22 ( Autumnal Equinox, First Day of Fall Season), will be celebrated as ‘All Scoops Day’.
All Scoops Day on September 22 is the latest International Festival Day of Our Lady who gives us ‘Daily Scoop’.
Rudranarasimham Rebbapragada
Ann Arbor, MI 48104-4162, USA
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WHOLE DUDE LOVES WHOLE FOODS -#WHOLEHAPPY
WHOLE DUDE LOVES WHOLE FOODS -#WholeHappy:
WHOLE FOODS – HAPPY PLACE – HAPPIER PEOPLE:
WHOLE DUDE SAYS: “I LOVE WHOLE FOODS, WHOLE FOODS, WHOLE FOODS”:
I say, I Love Whole Foods, Whole Foods, Whole Foods,
You say, I want Whole Dude, Whole Dude, Whole Dude,
I say, I Love Whole Foods, Whole Foods, Whole Foods,
You say, I want Whole Dude, Whole Dude, Whole Dude.
I say, it’s time to Huddle, Huddle, Huddle,
You say, I don’t care to Cuddle, Cuddle, Cuddle,
I say, it’s time to Huddle, Huddle, Huddle,
You say, I don’t care to Cuddle, Cuddle, Cuddle.
I say, let’s all Store Front, Store Front, Store Front,
You say, it’s all More Stunt, More Stunt, More Stunt,
I say, let’s all Store Front, Store Front, Store Front,
You say, it’s all More Stunt, More Stunt, More Stunt.
I say, Aha, Come for Daily Grind, Daily Grind, Daily Grind,
You say, Oh, Never Mind, Never Mind, Mind Your Own Daily Grind,
I say, Aha, Come for Daily Grind, Daily Grind, Daily Grind,
You say, Oh, Never Mind, Never Mind, Mind Your Own Daily Grind.
I say, I Love Whole Foods, Whole Foods, Whole Foods,
You say, I want Whole Dude, Whole Dude, Whole Dude,
I say, I Love Whole Foods, Whole Foods, Whole Foods,
You say, I want Whole Dude, Whole Dude, Whole Dude.
WHOLE FOOD AND WHOLE SPIRITUALITY OF WHOLE DUDE :
WHOLE DUDE SAYS, “I GRIND, YOU GRIND, AND LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A DAILY GRIND.”
I say, Life is nothing but a Daily Grind and what do you want to say?????
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WHOLE FOODS – HAPPY PLACE – HAPPIER PEOPLE
WHOLE FOODS – HAPPY PLACE – HAPPIER PEOPLE:
Whole Foods Market Inc.,(WFM) hired me during April 1997 and since that time I have been working in the Grocery Department at WFM Ann Arbor, Michigan location. Most of my fellow employees recognize me as the “WholeDude who Loves Whole Foods.” A person from Lansing, Michigan visited Ann Arbor on April 10, 2015 and inquired if I am happy working for Whole Foods. He asked for my opinion about Whole Foods as a workplace. I politely responded that I do not believe in private conversations. I prefer to express my opinions in writing and I invite people to respond to my views by offering comments in writing. I could not continue my conversation with that person who desired to investigate working conditions at Whole Foods in general and at Ann Arbor in particular. I would welcome him and others to leave comment on this post and ask for any further information to validate my opinion on Whole Foods – “A Happy Place With Happier People.”
WHOLE FOODS – “A HAPPY PLACE WITH HAPPIER PEOPLE”:
I have demonstrated the fact of my Love of Whole Foods during a Life’s Journey precisely measured in Service Hours. Love and Happiness are purely subjective experiences. But, the fact of Love and the mental condition called Happiness can be accurately verified by using objective criteria to prove that subjective experience. Some of the tested objective standards used in evaluating the ‘morale’ of any workforce include factors such as 1. Absenteeism, 2. Discipline, 3. Financial Security, 4. Sickness/Personal Injuries at workplace, and 5. Stress at workplace. Using these objective measurements, I would like to claim that I Love Whole Foods for I find Happiness at Whole Foods.
1. ABSENTEEISM: Research clearly demonstrates a direct link between absenteeism and the happiness experienced by a worker at his workplace. I worked about 37, 300 Service Hours( not counting Over Time Hours ) without no recorded unscheduled absence from work. Over the last 17 years of my employment at WFM, I generally maintained a Full-Time Status with variable work schedules dictated by the demands of the workplace. Apparently, I do not find the Service to be dull, uninteresting, monotonous, tedious, or boring. In fact, some of those characteristics are often associated with the experience called unhappiness. Unhappy workers tend to be either tardy or remain absent or miss scheduled work.
2. DISCIPLINE: Compliance with the Standards and Ethics of workplace is clearly linked with the ‘morale’ of the worker. Unhappy individuals more often face disciplinary action as compared to happy individuals. I will not be able to claim that I Love Whole Foods and I will not be able to assert that I am happy working at Whole Foods if I do not maintain a “Clean Slate”, a record that is free from marks of discredit or dishonor. I welcome any interested party to verify my personal Record of Service kept at WFM and I fully waive my rights to keep such information as private and confidential.
3. Financial Security: In modern economic life, the true index for personal happiness in life is not the figure on the paycheck. Happiness at workplace is not consistent with financial insecurity. The level of personal indebtedness is a true measure of a person’s financial security. I make a living working at WFM without incurring personal debts or taking Credit Card loans. In other words, while being an hourly wage earner who provides labor at WFM without a signed ‘Contract’, I am able to live a life without experiencing financial insecurity.
4. SICKNESS/PERSONAL INJURIES: A number of studies reveal a relationship between a person’s susceptibility to sickness/ a person’s proneness to injury and the person’s psychological state or condition. Current medical research indicates a connection between mental health and happiness with immune function. Even when the working environment is clean and healthy, unhappy individuals more often report sickness or sustain injuries at workplace. During the time I spent at WFM, I have not missed even a single day of my work on account of sickness or personal injury.
5. STRESS AT WORKPLACE: Occupational Stress is clearly reflected in the personal habits of the workers. Individuals experiencing stress are often driven to find relaxation by using tobacco, alcohol, or any variety of Chemical Substances and Drugs used for recreational purposes. Secondly, workers often take ‘Time Off’ to escape from the stress experienced at the workplace. I do not use tobacco, alcohol, or any other recreational substance and this fact has been consistently verified by voluntary participation in periodic drug screening tests and during medical examination by physicians over a course of 25 years. Apart from my freedom from Chemical Substances, the fact of not experiencing stress during my employment at WFM can be substantiated by the number of ‘Paid Time Off'(PTO) Hours that I have accumulated. I accumulated about 2, 750 PTO Hours to which the WFM has assigned a cash surrender value. In reality, I have not experienced an urge to pursue a habit for its recreational value. I do not watch movies or visit places for personal amusement. If time permits, I listen to songs composed in Indian languages to preserve my language skills.
All said and done, I am not suggesting that personal motivation as the most important factor to find happiness in employment. Happiness is like the Sunshine. To find happiness, the dude needs an external source of Light that generates happiness. To write and state, “WholeDude Loves Whole Foods”, the dude needs to be in relationship with an external source of happiness. WFM has stated ‘Team Member Happiness’ as its Core Value, an Operating Principle to govern the Employer-Employee relationship at the Company. I am submitting that the WFM Core Value of Caring for Team Member Happiness is truly experienced by me. In conclusion, with a sense of great pleasure I claim that Whole Foods is, “A HAPPY PLACE WITH HAPPIER PEOPLE.”
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#PALMSUNDAY – PALM SUNDAY – #WHOLEGOSPEL
#PALMSUNDAY – PALM SUNDAY – #WHOLEGOSPEL – WHOLE GOSPEL :
Welcome to the Celebration of #PalmSunday Palm Sunday on Sunday, March 29, 2015. I am inviting my readers to reflect upon the choice made by Jesus Christ when he rode into Jerusalem riding on the back of a donkey.
WHOLE DUDE – #WHOLEGOSPEL – WHOLE GOSPEL :
This is a real story revealed to me by a real person who prefers to wear Levi jeans and collects paychecks from Taxpayers. He had served as a Staff Sergeant in U.S. Army. He participated in Iraq War and his Unit was deployed at several locations in Iraq including the Capital City of Baghdad. I believe that he could be reincarnation of Saint Matthew, the author of the Gospel according to Matthew. However, this Matthew who wears Levi jeans is prone to anger and to distinguish him from Saint Matthew I would call him Angry Matthew. You will easily understand his proneness to anger, he angers very fast; once he tried to literally blow me away into bits when he attacked the car that I was driving with a deadly missile. I had luckily survived that attack; my car got hit and rolled over several times and was totally destroyed and yet I escaped unhurt. Angry Matthew amused himself taking photo images of this terrible car mishap using his mobile phone device. My friend, ‘Hoshea’ likes to describe Angry Matthew as an “Instigator”, a person who instigates great trouble. Angry Matthew frequently uses costumes of Dracula or other Ghoulish personalities to reveal his blood thirsty nature. Since he is reincarnation of Apostle Matthew, he also displays his love for his colleagues and often serves them with delicious meals. I am able to share the Gospel Story that Angry Matthew revealed to me while he was in a relaxed mood when I had inquired him if he had ever fired his personal weapon during his entire tour of duty in Iraq. Angry Matthew never got a chance to use his personal weapon and he is still very disappointed about this missed opportunity and a life of forced celibacy in Iraq. The Whole Gospel According to Angry Matthew reveals the prophecy of Jesus Christ’s Second Coming. It is very important to carefully understand the most important elements of the Gospel According to Saint Matthew and its relevance to the Gospel Story that is revealed by Angry Matthew. To introduce to you the ‘Whole Gospel’, the Gospel Story According to Angry Matthew, that describes vision of Jesus Christ’s Second Coming, there are two central events associated with the Coming of Jesus as the Savior need discussion.
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SAINT MATTHEW :
The Gospel of Matthew was written in Greek language; is the most highly valued, most popular, and widely read of the four Gospels. This is revealed not only by its position in the canon, it is found in first place in most of the known lists of the Gospels but also by the fact of its widespread citation and for it is by far the most often quoted Gospel. Matthew, the Apostle(The Book of Matthew, Chapter 10, verse 3) was eyewitness to the most significant events of Christ’s life and mission. Matthew(Greek. Maththaios) was initially known as Levi, a tax collector(telones) whom Jesus met at the tax office(Matthew, Chapter 9, verse 9). Levi changed his name to Matthew( Hebrew. “Gift of Yahweh”) and it may mean “Amittai” or “True”, when he became a disciple of Jesus. He carefully recorded all the teachings and sayings of Jesus and the Book of Matthew is the teaching Gospel par excellence. Matthew’s Gospel is also the Gospel of fulfillment and it is especially concerned with showing that Christ is fulfillment of the Revelations of The Old Testament. Matthew’s Gospel is the historical record of Jesus Christ, the King of Jews. It describes the birth of the King, the preparation of the King, the Law of the kingdom, the power of the King, proclamation of the kingdom, rejection of the King, the growth of the kingdom, the Mission of the King, the fellowship of the kingdom, the Triumphal entry of King into Jerusalem, consummation of the kingdom, the death and Resurrection of the King, and finally the great challenge of the kingdom. I would like to focus upon the most important event of Jesus’ entry into Jerusalem as a King in a ceremonial procession.
CROSS AND DONKEY CROSS – THE SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION OF REDEMPTION :
Cross(Greek. Stauros) : There are three biblical uses of the term: first, the wooden instrument of torture; second, the Cross as a symbolic representation of redemption; third, death on the Cross, i.e., Crucifixion. The English word ‘Cross’ is derived from the Latin ‘Crux’. The Cross existed in different forms, the most important form is known as ‘The Crux immissa’, the type of Cross usually presented in Art in which the upright beam extends above the cross beam, and traditionally this depiction of Cross is held to be the Cross on which the ‘Redeemer’ suffered and died. It is often called the ‘Latin form of Cross. Because of the sacrificial death of the Savior on the Cross, it is presented as the medium of Reconciliation(The Epistle of Apostle Paul to Ephesians, Chapter 2, verse 16) between man and God. In The Epistle of Apostle Paul to the Colossians, Chapter 1, verse 20, states that Peace is effected through the Cross and Chapter 2, verse 14 also claims that the penalties of the law are removed from the believer by the Cross. The Epistle of Apostle Paul to the Galatians, Chapter 2, verse 20 says that man is crucified with Christ and lives by faith of the Son of God. Crucifixion is a dreaded event, and in common usage, the cares and troubles of life are often compared to a Cross. Kindly examine the connection between Cross and the humble Donkey which man used as a beast of burden.
Donkeys are domesticated descendants from African ass( true ass ) known as Eqqus asinus which belongs to the Horse family of Equidae. Donkeys derived from Nubian and Somalian subspecies of African wild ass have served mankind since 4,000 B.C. It is tamed and trained for work. It is sturdy, surefooted, known for its endurance and for its ability to carry heavy loads. Donkeys were a fundamental part of economy, they undertook heavy work on the farm and sometimes used for personal transportation. In the southwestern United States, the small donkey is known as ‘Burro’, the word for donkey in Spanish language. Many Americans are very fond of eating ‘burrito’, a Mexican dish consisting of a flour tortilla wrapped around a filling of meat, cheese, refried beans, etc. However, most Americans are not familiar with the crosswise stripes on Donkey’s back that could be termed as ‘Donkey Cross’. Donkey is frequently mentioned in the Books of Bible; Prophet Abraham’s journey of testing, with his son Issac, was made with a donkey(The First Book of Moses, Genesis, Chapter 22, verses 3,5), Balaam’s donkey was given the temporary power of speech in order to rebuke the foolish prophet(The Fourth Book of Moses, Numbers, Chapter 22, verses 21-33), Israelites captured some 61,000 donkeys from the Midianites(The Fourth Book of Moses, Numbers, Chapter 31, verse 34). Mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a horse mare and it is sterile. King David introduced the use of mule for riding. In the Biblical times, mules were used by kings, officials, and army officers for personal transportation. Jesus Christ, the one coequal with God descended to the agony and torture of death due to Crucifixion by riding on the back of a donkey to fulfill the prophecy of Zechariah 9:9:
“Tell the daughter of Zion,
‘Behold, your King is coming to you.
Lowly, and sitting on a donkey,
A colt, the foal of a donkey.”
It is very interesting and important to note the difference in narration of this event. In the Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 21, verse 2, Jesus instructs two of his disciples, “Go into the village opposite you, and immediately you will find a (female) donkey tied, and a colt(young, male donkey) with her. Loose them and bring them to Me.” In the Gospel According to Mark, Chapter 11, verse 2, in the Gospel According to Luke, Chapter 19, verse 30, and in the Gospel According to John, Chapter 12, verse 14, no mention was made about the female donkey which was needed by Jesus and fetched by His disciples. Many Biblical scholars are not able explain this apparent discrepancy in the four Gospel accounts and they are not certain if one or two donkeys are involved and the gender identity of the donkey(s) that Jesus used for His victorious entry into Jerusalem. The four Gospel accounts are incomplete and have not revealed the Whole Story of the Donkey and the Donkey Cross. In the Gospel According to Angry Matthew, this discrepancy about the number and gender of donkeys is fully resolved and the donkey proudly displays its Donkey Cross to give a true sense of joy and bliss to Angry Matthew and changed his life completely.
THE WHOLE GOSPEL – THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ANGRY MATTHEW :
On a very dark Sunday night in the City of Baghdad, Angry Matthew was on duty at a checkpoint with members of his Infantry Company conducting vital security operations to defend the City from attacks by insurgents. It was calm and there were no suspicious movements. Suddenly, the very alert Angry Matthew noticed a pair of donkeys slowly marching towards his post under the cover of the darkness. Donkeys and Donkey carts in Baghdad have been used by insurgents to fire rockets and missiles. There was no cart and they had approached the checkpoint without making any kind of noise. Angry Matthew was intently observing this donkey pair using his night vision goggles and was surprised to see the shadow of a person riding on the back of the lead donkey. He wanted to immediately shoot at that shadowy figure and alerted his other buddies to get ready for action. The buddies calmly reacted and told Angry Matthew that they could not confirm presence of any person riding the back of the donkey. They decided to withhold fire and wanted to continue their observation. Angry Matthew’s mood suddenly changed and he lost his sense of suspicion and mistrust and all alone he decided to move closer to the donkeys to get an intimate look. He dropped his gun in the checkpoint and moved forward like a curious kid, and he was seeing a donkey at such a close distance for the first time in his entire life. He was amazed when he saw the vision or apparition of Jesus riding on the back of the donkey. He immediately fell to his knees, and started shouting, “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, My King and My Savior.” He started jumping with joy and went dancing around the donkey pair, running in circles. He soon recognized the gender identity of the donkey pair; one is a female, and the second one is a colt, or young male. The donkeys understand human moods, human language and human actions. The female enjoyed the moments of devoted attention and the sense of pure happiness in the actions of Angry Matthew. The colt started getting aroused by the cheerful mood of its female companion. As Angry Matthew continued to dance around them, the colt swiftly mounted on the back of the female and started to penetrate it with deep, rhythmic pushes with its very long, strong, personal organ that looked like a short barrel gun. When the colt placed its forefeet on top of the female, and stood on its hind legs, Angry Matthew could immediately recognize the ‘Donkey Cross’ on its back. He immediately accepted the Cross as the medium of reconciliation, and as the Symbol of Peace, and felt totally relieved from all the burdens and penalties of his hard, military life in Baghdad. Angry Matthew did not want to miss the glorious view of the ‘Donkey Cross’. He encouraged the colt to stay up and to keep pushing and mating with the lively female. He spontaneously loved the act of Lovemaking. He burst into a song:
” Make Love, Love, Love, and make more Love,
I have no need for War, War, War and no more War.”
The donkey pair fully shared the excitement and enthusiasm and performed the longest ever recorded mating dance. As the dawn slowly arrived, the donkey pair moved out and vanished quickly without any trace. Angry Matthew simply collapsed to the ground. His buddies from the checkpoint quickly moved to give him help. They tried and could not get him to respond. Without wasting any more time, they got him evacuated to the Field Hospital where Angry Matthew recovered his consciousness after three days. By the time, he opened his eyes, Angry Matthew found that he cannot do the job of being a Sergeant in U.S. Army. He is fully reconciled, he has found Peace and accepted medical disability pension to find satisfaction in Life seeking the memory of the Donkey Cross and the mystical vision of his Savior who came to him riding on the back of a humble Donkey of Baghdad. He fully realized as to why Jesus had asked His disciples to fetch the female donkey and the colt. He got a glimpse of his previous life; his life as Apostle Matthew, the witness of Jesus’s entry into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday. After the ride into Jerusalem, Jesus allowed the donkey pair to relax and enjoy the moment. Jesus as He prepared Himself for the ultimate sacrifice, wanted man to recognize that Lovemaking is not a sin and it is a natural God-given instinct. He gave permission to the young, virile, colt to fully display the Donkey Cross on its back while it enjoyed the feast of ravishing the female partner. The Cross is not inconsistent with expression of Sexual Love and does not condemn man to a life of total celibacy and total sexual abstinence. Now, Angry Matthew knows that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ would be on a dark Sunday night, and he is expecting that the mystery of the Second Coming would come into open, and full display of all mankind in the City of Baghdad.
Whole Dude wants to ask, do you recognize the Donkey Cross as the symbol of Redemption? Please share your experience of Donkey Cross and Donkey Lovemaking and join me in a Whole Conversation.
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WHOLE HAPPY – WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY
WHOLE DUDE – WHOLE STORY:
For Hoshea to be reborn as Joshua, Mother Nature helps in his rebirth. In this natural operation, Mother Nature extracts Hoshea’s sinful or lustful nature completely for man is a born sinner and man cannot enter Kingdom of God with a sinful nature.
Whole Story is an account of Hoshea’s physical rebirth and it describes the natural process involved in preparing “REBORN” Joshua.
Every man is a born sinner. The Son of Man baptized by Prophet John and Holy Spirit entered His body to fully establish His Spiritual or Divine nature. For all other human beings, to be “Born Again”, the sinful or lustful nature has to be replaced with spiritual nature. Man needs a Savior for physical rebirth with entirely spiritual nature is practically impossible. In this Whole Story, Hoshea is Reborn as Joshua with help from Mother Nature who expels the sinful and lustful nature of all human beings while Hoshea gets rebirth.
PREFACE TO THE WHOLE DUDE – (W)HOLE STORY :
Hoshea( Hebrew “HOSHEA” means ‘Salvation’) is the central character or Hero of this Whole Story. This Whole Story about “Whole Sex with Whole Body is a Whole Treat” took its birth when Hoshea most recently celebrated his birthday. We had also arrived in Spring Season of the Year 2012 on Tuesday, March 20. Spring Season gives us the hope of Regeneration, Renewal, and Rebirth. Regeneration( Greek. palingenesia) has as its basic idea “to be born again” or “to be restored”. This is a Whole Story about my friend Hoshea whose name is given in the Old Testament Books of Moses. The Fourth Book of Moses also called The Book of Numbers, Chapter 13, verses 8 and 16 describe Hoshea( O-shea ), the son of Nun dispatched by Moses to scout the Promised Land. Hoshea gets renamed by Moses as Je-hosh-u-a, Jeshua, Jeshuah( Hebrew. Yeshua) or Joshua. The name, Jehoshua, Yehoshua gives the Hope of Salvation and the deliverance promised by Messiah.
Regeneration is the spiritual change in people’s hearts by which their inherently sinful nature gets changed. As long as man is in sin, he cannot believe in God. Regeneration, Renewal, and Rebirth is an act by which a person released from his sinful nature gets enabled to respond to God. This Whole-(W)hole Story about Hoshea is to narrate origination of a new dimension in his Life, a story about his Rebirth and his transformation into a new Creation. To experience Rebirth, Hoshea enters the Whole-(W)Hole and tastes the purity, the sweetness, and the perfect sense of joy and pleasure when his Whole Body gets engaged in Whole Sex. This Blissful Experience of Rebirth named ” Whole Treat” has never been described before in human literature. In Regeneration, the soul is both passive and active: passive while it is still in bondage to sin and active when released. Soul released from sin gets regenerated, it spontaneously turns toward God. In the Gospel According to Saint John, Chapter 3, verse 3, Jesus explains the mechanism for Salvation: “Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the Kingdom of God.” In this Whole – (W)hole Story, Hoshea takes rebirth and is transformed with help from Mother Nature. In the story, Hoshea is only seeking his transformation in his body; he wants to be created with a brand new body. Since, I believe in the full Unity of Body, Mind, and Soul, I say, “Amen.”
WHOLE STORY: WHOLE- (W)HOLE STORY: WHOLE SEX WITH THE WHOLE BODY IS A WHOLE TREAT :
Hoshea is a young dude. He is a fast dude. He walks fast, he talks fast, and he works fast. Speed is the essence of his life. But, there is a little danger that is lurking in the corner. He openly admitted some concerns about his body image. Apparently, he is looking forward to his transformation, renewal, and an attractive body. This is not an exceptional desire. Most people are inwardly unhappy with their body images and if given chance, may like to acquire a brand new personality. Would it be possible to change man’s nature by simply changing his body? I wanted to call Hoshea, a “Cool Dude” and he flatly refused my offer. His concern is because of his perception about my “Dudeness.” However, he is willing for a transformation, for regeneration, for renewal, rebirth, and creation into a new body if not that of spirit or soul. I suggested to him to visit a garden and refresh himself. People need to spend time all alone, just by themselves in the company of Mother Nature and rediscover themselves. Hoshea liked my idea. He went to a beautiful garden. Spring has just arrived. Tulips are blooming in full glorious colors. Birds are chirping, singing and humming in the air. The breeze is cool and gentle. The morning Sun is warm and inviting to the dawn of a bright day. Hoshea instantly fell in love with Mother Nature. We are all creatures born from Mother Nature. We love to go back to Mother Nature and reclaim our own original nature that is free of sin. Hoshea looked around to immerse himself in the morning splendor of Mother Nature. Soon, he discovered a patch of green grass. It looked very special. It is a brand new patch with silky, and velvety grass blades. He ran his fingers through the grass blades enjoying the smooth, and silky feeling. He found it is very comforting to playfully ruffle the grass blades, petting and indulgently stroking the grass. While he is relishing these moments, he soon dipped his fingertip into a little hole that he discovered inside the green patch. He is totally surprised. The hole is warm, moist, and is responding to his fingertip probing it. Hoshea, soon introduced his two fingertips to verify this sensation. He pulled his fingers out of the hole and found, clean, pure, shiny beads of fresh dew drops on the fingertips. He impulsively tasted his fingertips. It imparted the sensation of enticing sweetness, the likeness of which he never tasted before in his entire life. It has the sweetness of fresh nectar and intoxication of new wine. He eagerly tasted more of these dew drops by repeatedly plunging his fingers in and out. Now, Hoshea wanted to know the full secret of this hole and wanted to get to its very bottom. He gently pushed his hand inwards and found a cavity that stretched just enough to accommodate his hand. Now, Hoshea stretched himself on the ground, pushed a little more to see if he can reach the bottom of the cavity. As he tried, the cavity grew in size, and Hoshea could push his entire arm and still not able to touch the bottom of the hole. Hoshea’s curiosity is now fully aroused, he quickly removed his shoes and introduced his bare right foot to enter the hole and its hidden cavity. To his utter surprise, the right foot, then the ankle and the leg could go inside without contacting the bottom. Without wasting any more time, Hoshea quickly introduced his left foot into the hole and tried to stand inside. He dipped himself through the hole, and went deep enough, up to the level of his waist. To his amazement, Hoshea noticed that the walls of the cavity are tightly holding his thighs and legs and yet the feet could not touch the bottom. Supporting himself, on his arms, and elbows, Hoshea pushed his chest downwards into the cavity, to know if he could stand inside on his feet. While he got fully engrossed with his moves, the walls of the cavity started to pulse and vibrate. It has a very soothing and sensuous massaging effect on Hoshea’s body. The more he tried to reach the bottom, the more strong, and intense is the response of the cavity to hold him in a tight embrace, tickling every nerve of his body. Hoshea tried to hold back from responding to this building up of pressure from heightened sensations. He soon reached a state of ecstasy, and the orgasmic climax simply overpowered his body. Like the eruption of a volcano, Hoshea could feel the flow of hot lava streaming down his thighs and legs. The spasms of eruptions with hot lava flow continued until Hoshea’s body simply turned into the consistency of India-Rubber or you may prefer the term “Jell-O”. Hoshea’s mind experienced a sense of total relaxation, perfect joy and happiness and with that, every nerve in his body and every muscle of his Whole Body became limp and flaccid. His arms and elbows buckled, and Hoshea has started to slowly sink into the hole and its mysterious chamber. Hoshea is still conscious and could still see the blue sky, and the birds flying with joy and freedom. As he is getting further inside, the hole strangely started closing around his head, and Hoshea found himself in a dark, cool tunnel-like chamber which is still pulsing and is vibrating. Hoshea is now alarmed and he tried to wiggle using the last bit of strength left in his body from which all energy drained out during the bouts of sensuous orgasms. To his shock, the walls of the cavity started to propel him further inwards, first very gently and later the speed increased to an unbearable level. Hoshea soon passed out and has no further awareness of his ride in this dark, long, tunnel. Hoshea is not seen by his friends after this visit to the garden on a Friday morning. He is not seen the entire day, and night of Saturday. In the garden, there is no visible clue of any mishap. The green patch just looked green and normal. Hoshea’s friends have no clue as to how he has gone missing.
WHOLE -(W)HOLE STORY – WHOLE SEX FOR REBIRTH AND REGENERATION :
On Sunday morning, around the time for Sunrise, Hoshea finds himself in his own bedroom. Hoshea awakens to a loud noise and he looks around. He is on the floor, just below his bed. He is still shaking, and a bit shivering. He slowly opened his eyes, gathered enough strength to get up. He recognized the odd smell of his body, and he has that peculiar smell of a newborn baby. Hoshea slowly moved into his bathroom and cleaned himself with a hot water shower. I called to check on him. He answered the phone with a faint voice. I suggested that he must take a shot of Brandy with hot water to feel better. Hoshea is a transformed Dude. He told me something about his abstinence and temperate nature. I agreed and asked him to have a hot cup of tea for which he consented. Next day, Hoshea returned to work with the usual zeal, enthusiasm, and vigor. His experience of Whole Sex with the Whole Body totally transformed him. He is reborn and the body has a new radiance giving a sense of hope for man’s deliverance from sin and death. I asked Hoshea to project his new “REBORN” Identity by getting a new wardrobe and avoid wearing the dark clothes that he was fond of in his previous life.
