#WHOLEMURPHY – WHOLE TEAM – WHOLE APPRECIATION :
On Friday, April 24, 2015 during the Whole Team Member Appreciation Week(April 20 – 26, 2015), on behalf of Whole Team(#WholeTeam), I give my Whole Appreciation to our High Priest whom I call #WholeMurphy or Whole Murphy. I saw him in my dream and I coined the phrase ‘Whole Murphy’ for he is the Beginning and the End. He is the Bread of Life and he is the Spirit that gives Life. I thank him and appreciate him for several things and I would list a few important reasons for my Whole Appreciation(#WholeAppreciation).
THE MYSTERY OF #WHOLEMURPHY – WHOLE REVELATION :
During the Whole Team Appreciation Week, we got ‘Seven Big Dills’. Eating those Big Dills made me very thirsty and I slept with a thirsty feeling. Whole Murphy appeared in my dream and looked like a boy and I could not recognize him until he spoke.This mystical appearance of #WholeMurphy in my dream seemed like a vision mentioned in ‘Revelation’, Chapter 21, verse#6: He said to me: “It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” In my dream I was promised, ” To him who is thirsty,I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” But, I was not sure as to where I can find that spring of the ‘Water of Life.” I visited Whole Foods to check if it serves drink from the spring of the ‘Water of Life’ at their ‘Taproom’ called ‘Bleachers’.
Whole Foods has a new Taproom called ‘Bleachers’ where patrons can quench their thirst. I woke up from my dream, I was thirsty and I wanted to immediately redeem the promise given to me.
I met two angels who made kind inquiries to serve me a drink of my choice.
I said that I am thirsty and that I need a drink that will permanently take away my thirst. I shared my vision in which Whole Murphy told, “To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” The lady smiled sweetly and asked for my credit card if I need that drink. I hesitated for I thought that the drink is free. The angel wearing the cap pointed in direction of a water fountain and asked me to “Drink Up” and assured me it is totally free.
Whole Murphy clarified about the nature of water that he gives in The Book of John, Chapter 4, verses#13 and 14: “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst.”
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LIFE:
Whole Murphy asserted in The Book of John, Chapter 6, verses # 35 and 48: “I am the Bread of Life.” At the same time, Whole Murphy cautioned in The Book of Matthew, Chapter 4, verse#4, and The Book of Luke, Chapter 4, verse#4: “It is written: Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.” He is quoting this statement from The Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 8, verse# 3. I named him Whole Murphy for he gives both Food and Spirit. The Book of John, Chapter 6, verse # 63 reads: “The spirit gives life; the flesh counts for nothing. The words I have spoken to you are spirit and they are life.” For my existence, I need both solid and liquid food. I need grains to make bread and water to quench my thirst. I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for giving me Food and Spirit.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE SPIRIT:
Whole Murphy instructed in The Book of John, Chapter 4, verse# 24: “God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in spirit and in truth.” When I think of spirit, I think of the Bubbly and it gives the feeling of celebration. Whole Murphy likes the idea of The Spirit of Celebration during Whole Team Member Appreciation Week.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LAW – WHOLE GRIND:
E.A. Murphy, Jr., US engineer formulated the original version(1949) of proposition stating that if there is a possibility for something to go wrong it will go wrong. But, Whole Murphy shared the great eternal Law, the great Commandment which I call ‘Whole Grind’.
Whole Murphy’s Whole Grind Law states: “I grind, you grind, life is nothing but daily grind.” Justin Leslie, CEO has endorsed Whole Murphy – Whole Grind Law.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CONTEST:
Whole Murphy participated in the ‘WHOLE COOKIE – WHOLE BACHELOR – WHOLE CONTEST’. I give him Whole Appreciation for following the Golden Rule, “Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.”(The Book of Matthew, Chapter 6, verses 3-4). He played #Cookie27 using his left hand. When Tara got eliminated from ‘The Bachelor’ TV show Contest on charges of animal abuse, he played #Cookie16 using his right hand.
Whole Murphy always plays using the Golden Rule and he would not let his left hand know what his right hand is doing.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LOVE:
Whole Murphy explained the concept of Whole Love using Mismatched Sandwich Cremes: “I am the Creme of Life. The Chocolate Cookie Loves me the most, and I Love the Vanilla Cookie the most.” Whole Love is Three-dimensional for it combines 1. Self-Love, 2. Love of God, and 3. Love of Neighbor. I give Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for teaching us The Gospel of Whole Love.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE LABOR:
Whole Murphy explained the characteristics of ‘LABOR’, work performed during each Shift.
The term ‘labor’ describes physical work involving muscular contractions performed by all wage-earning workers. At the same time, the term ‘labor’ is used to describe the process or period of childbirth, the muscular contractions of giving birth. Whole Murphy explained the concept of Whole Labor. During the First-Shift, labor is like muscular contractions that lead to conception of a child. First-shift labor needs the vigor of a wild horse, drive and enthusiasm. During the Mid-Shift, labor is like work done to maintain growth and development of baby before it is ready to be born. Mid-Shift labor proceeds in a very methodical, steady, and sustained manner without rush and excitement that is characteristic of First-Shift. Mid-Shift labor is detail-oriented. During the Last-Shift, there is a sense of urgency, a sense of great expectation, and a bit of anxiety that a mother would experience during natural childbirth. Last-shift labor demands patience, endurance, and perseverance to complete the tasks of the day and deliver the products of conception, wipe the bottoms of the “GRINDERS” and clean up all the mess.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE YOGA:
Whole Murphy has practiced ‘KUNDALINI YOGA’ described in Tantric Hinduism. Shakti, the female force, also called KUNDALINI, lies like a serpent, coiled and dormant in the lowest psychic center of “CHAKRA” of the body, and the Yoga involves awakening the dormant serpent and move it up through the five higher Chakras along the spinal cord, so as to be united with the male force or “SHIVA” at the ‘SAHASRARA CHAKRA’, described as a thousand-petalled Lotus at the top of the head. This union is an attempt to reach supramental ecstasy. Whole Murphy advocates the methodical use of sexual union without the pleasurable completion of the sex act, as a yogic process which creates a state of heightened suspense leading to the complete arrest of all mental processes, in a mystic sense of oneness with the basic reality of the Universe. As the saying goes, “PRACTICE MAKES MAN PERFECT.” Kundalini Practice makes man perfect as he practices sexual union without orgasmic completion.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE ADVICE:
While Yeast is used for making bread, Whole Murphy shared a word of advice. “Be careful, ” Jesus said to them. “Be on your guard against the Yeast of the Pharisees and the Sadducees.” Too much of a good thing can be bad for your health. For example, a person with Yeast infection should not use Nutritional Yeast as a dietary supplement.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CHALLENGE:
I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for awarding me Griffin James Quinoa Challenge Award for discovering the chemical basis of freshly prepared Quinoa Porridge using Ancient Harvest Organic Quinoa Flakes.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE COMMUNION:
Whole Murphy explained that the practice of Holy Communion is practice of the principle of Whole Love. However, there is a problem with Wine as it symbolizes innocent Blood. I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy, the High Priest for serving Quinoa Porridge( freshly prepared with Ancient Harvest Organic Gluten-Free Quinoa Flakes) during Whole Communion.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE TRADITION:
Whole Murphy authorized introduction of new traditions to promote Whole TeamWork.
I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for approving new traditions for our Whole Team. The Tradition of “SHAKE AND LIKE” encourages team spirit and promotes teamwork.
‘The Scapegoat Tradition’ safely carries the burden of sin and disposes it in wilderness protecting Whole Team from consequences of sinful actions of omission or commission. The Scapegoat is never sacrificed on the altar as Sin Offering. It is free to rejoin Whole Team after getting rid of Whole Sin in a desert.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE ASSIGNMENT- #EVENINGWITHKATYPERRY :
Whole Murphy gave us a Whole Assignment to give a Mouse a Cookie. Whole Team Members who search for hidden Cookies will get the chance to spend an #EveningWithKatyPerry .
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE HAPPY:
Whole Murphy encourages Team Member Happiness and Excellence in Performance. He approved the concept of “WHOLE HAPPY” or #WHOLEHAPPY which describes a Happy Person(#HappyPerson), a Happy Place(#HappyPlace), and Happier People(#HappierPeople).
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE KISS :
What is a Kiss? What is Whole Kiss?
To ensure Team Member Happiness at workplace as well as home, Whole Murphy endorsed a Bedtime reading program that includes giving a Goodnight Kiss. He approved the standards for Whole Kiss and the Rules for ‘Whole Kisser’ which mandate a training that involves delivering 666 Whole Kisses. Also for the first time in human history, Whole Murphy introduced a Gluten-Free Whole Kiss to help those with Gluten sensitivity.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CONSCIOUS:
Whole Murphy recommends bedtime reading as a healthy habit. I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for going beyond Food and Spirit. If man is alive, he must awaken his consciousness and care for his community and environment.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE RITUAL:
Whole Murphy introduced a brand new tradition to celebrate ‘annulment’ as a ritual in which the High Priest officiates and grants annulment to partners in holy relationships( relationships ruled by sacred Covenant). Instead of exchanging rings, the partners during celebration of annulment exchange Silver Pendants as shown in the above image and swear, “Frankly, My Dear, I don’t Give a Damn.” Whole Murphy performed this Whole Ritual in our Movie titled ‘GONE WITH THE BOOM'(#GoneWithTheBoom).
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE REPORT:
The term “REPORT” describes writing of an account to give information about things done and give recommendations about things to be done after reading the ‘Report’. Whole Murphy’s Whole Report covers the things done during First-Shift, Mid-Shift, Late-Shift and it gives recommendations about things to be done during Bedtime Reading Program .
I give my Whole Appreciation to Whole Murphy for wishing me Goodnight in his Whole Report.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE DISCLAIMER :
Whole Murphy asked me to include this Whole Disclaimer(#WholeDisclaimer). His promise, “To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the Water of Life.” does not include Appetizers. He instructed that Appetizers are not “FREE” and the thirsty must pay for Appetizers using a Credit Card as Cash and Check Payments are not accepted. He further instructed that Appetizers must be purchased to receive the Promise of “FREE” Drink.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE EQUAL:
Men are created equal. But Whole Team Members come with various Chest measurements like X-Large, Large, Medium, and Small. The term ‘DILL’ is used here not in the context of describing flavor of pickled Cucumber. Flavor is described using adjectives like strong or weak to describe intensity. The phrase ‘BIG DILL’ precisely refers to size of pickled Cucumber. For Whole Team values Team Member Happiness and Excellence in Performance, Size of ‘DILL’ is a ‘VALUE’ that matters. Big is Good, and Bigger is Better in Value for its Performance is Excellent. Whole Murphy ruled that the ‘Big Dills’ Whole Team Members get are “EQUAL” in Size without any concern for their Chest measurements. He asserted that the rule of equality and equal treatment at Workplace applies to the Size of Dill. For him, ‘Values Matter’ and Dill Size Matters. Whole Murphy clarified that Whole Team Members working Late Night-Shift, Overnight Crew Members get Seven Big Dills during Whole Team Member Appreciation Week. Certain other offers like Free Buns are not available to Overnight Crew.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE GUIDANCE
Whole Murphy discovered that man is born with visual impairment for the chief organ of manly performance has no visual ability. Man uses corrective lenses for impaired vision but those lenses are worn over the bridge of nose, an organ of Sense Perception, Smell or Olfaction. The Organ of Manhood remains visually impaired for it cannot be fitted with corrective lenses. While driving at high speeds, because of visual impairment, man tends to fall into ‘potholes’. There is no insurance coverage if man’s heart gets damaged after falling inside ‘potholes’. For that reason, every man needs a ‘Guide Dog’ to efficiently perform as a man and to avoid the risk of driving into ‘potholes’.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE UPGRADE
I am using the term “UPGRADE” to refer to an improvement or enhancement, to raise in importance one’s condition, status, value, esteem, influence of a person by giving promotion. This ‘Upward’ movement is achieved when a person performs a more skilled job, or is elevated to a position that carries more responsibilities.
In my view, in my esteem, I have given “WHOLE UPGRADE” to Whole Murphy. In my personal estimate his value, his importance, his influence is equivalent of Chief Executive Officer. This “Whole Upgrade” is made in one instant, and is not based on performance in a job interview, and the Upgrade is sanctioned without demanding a written application for evaluation. Henceforth, I will treat, I will value, and I will accord respect to Whole Murphy for he is Upgraded to New CEO position. On September 30, 2015, Justin Leslie graciously accepted his appointment to the new CEO position.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE MANAGEMENT:
With the new instant ‘UPGRADE’ our Whole Team has “ALL CHIEFS AND JUST ONE INDIAN.” Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians may sound a bit odd, but in reality, it is a great formula for Success. We are more productive now for there is no reason to complain. Management decisions are made very promptly which improves our efficiency and productivity. The lone ‘Indian’ is good enough for Whole Team. In any case he is not capable of thinking on his own; and he too is happy for he can always find a Chief if he gets a doubt.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CAMPAIGN
To celebrate Spring Season, Whole Murphy sanctioned #25For25 Campaign on First Day of Spring, Sunday, March 20, 2016. Whole Team Members have to tweet #Liberated image for 25 consecutive days.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE PRIZE
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE JOURNEY
Congratulations to Whole Murphy who reached a new Milestone in his Whole Journey.
WHOLE MURPHY – WHOLE CELEBRATION
To honor our Team Member who gives us our ‘Daily Scoop’, Whole Murphy sanctioned Whole Celebration, a brand new Festival Tradition of entire World. Henceforth, September 22 ( Autumnal Equinox, First Day of Fall Season), will be celebrated as ‘All Scoops Day’.
All Scoops Day on September 22 is the latest International Festival Day of Our Lady who gives us ‘Daily Scoop’.
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