THE WHOLEDUDEBUSTERS – A TEAMSTER UNION:
The word ‘TEAMSTER’ is a noun that describes a person whose occupation is that of driving ‘teams’, teammates, or Team Members. The ‘TEAMSTER’ is a central team player who supports teamwork by subordinating individual interests to promote group unity, efficiency, and productivity.
The International Brotherhood of Teamsters is a Labor Union that formed in 1903. It is affiliated to AFL-CIO, American Federation of Labor and Congress of Industrial Organizations; a federation of autonomous Trade Unions. Labor Union or Trade Union describe association of workers for the purpose of improving their economic status, and working conditions through a process called “Collective Bargaining.” In Labor Relations, the procedure called “Collective Bargaining” involves the Employer who agrees for discussion of working conditions by bargaining with Employee Representatives. It is a basic method of settling disputes about wages, hours,job security, job benefits, and other matters. In Labor Relations, the process called Mediation involves the ‘Mediator’, a neutral third-party to resolve a labor dispute between the Employer and the Employee. In Labor Relations, Arbitration is the process in which the third-party resolves the dispute between the Employer and the Employee and imposes a decision on both sides. It must be clearly understood that the Teamster Union called “The WholeDudeBusters” has no affiliation with other Labor Organizations, it does not directly, or indirectly participate in “Collective Bargaining”, and does not seek to represent its Union Members in Labor disputes in any form such as Mediation or Arbitration. This Employee-controlled Company Union is for the benefit of Team Members to promote Happiness and Excellence at the workplace. The inspiration for founding “The WholeDudeBusters” comes directly from the ‘DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE’, the most important political document of the United States, a foundational Principle of The Constitution of The United States of America.
During 1964, the United States created the US Agency called Equal Employment Opportunity Commission or EEOC. This Agency aims to end discrimination in hiring based on Race, Color, Religion, Sex, or National Origin and it promotes equal employment opportunities.
The US Agency, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has not openly declared its Mission as it relates to a fundamental Right called the Pursuit of Happiness that is stated in ‘The Declaration of Independence’. The most important Opportunity at any workplace to which all Employees must have Equal access is that of finding ‘Happiness’. The WholeDudeBusters is a Teamster Union controlled by the ‘WholeDude’ who is the source of Happiness to the Team Members who join the Union on a membership basis and after paying the membership dues on an annual basis. Joining this Company Union is not mandatory to get hired by the Company. It is a voluntary Union and the Team Member is fully responsible for paying the membership fee. The Employer has no obligation to pay the membership dues on behalf of the Team Members. However, some progressive Corporations believe in Promoting Team Member Happiness and Excellence and may decide to offer this Union membership as a Job-related Benefit to its employees and may accept to pay all or part of the membership dues. The Teamster Union of The WholeDudeBusters cannot be controlled by the Employer even if the Company pays the membership dues on behalf of all of the Team Members.
THE WHOLEDUDE – THE WHOLE SOURCE OF HAPPINESS:
It is said that God made “ADAM” in His own image and has created men as “Equals.” Unfortunately, Adam was not entirely “HAPPY” and he committed the ‘Original Sin’ to find ‘Happiness’. God recognized the importance of finding ‘Happiness’ and hence made the “WholeDude” who is complete in all aspects and is full of ‘Happiness’, gives off Happiness, is lively, vivacious, and high-spirited. For the “Wholedude” is full of Happiness, he has no requirement to commit a sin in search of Happiness. Being full and complete, the “WholeDude” is “HAPPIER” and has become the source of Happiness to others. To establish the workplace as a “HAPPY” place where all the Team Members have equal access to Happiness, the “Wholedude” founded the Teamster Union called “The WholeDudeBusters.” The word “BUSTER” describes a person who breaks or destroys things; the context of busting must be carefully understood; the “WholeDude” is busted to release instant Happiness whenever and wherever Happiness is required.
The idea of ‘busting’ involves shooting, breaking, or destroying persons, or things using some kind of force or a weapon like a pistol, or hand revolver. The WholeDudeBuster will be provided a specially designed handgun which makes a sudden, short, light, and explosive sound when fired. The Official Teamster Union Members will be issued with the guns and would be authorized to carry them at the workplace. The WholeDudeBuster Gun when fired makes a sound similar to the “POP” sound that is produced when the cork is removed from the Champagne bottle.
The Moment of Happiness is experienced at the instant when people hear the “POP” sound, the sound produced when the cork is removed from the Champagne bottle. When the “WholeDude” is busted with the WholeDudeBuster Gun, the “POP” sound releases Happiness instantly and the Team Members experience the Bubbly Happiness. It must be clarified that the Teamster Union Membership comes with Rules and Regulations and may include a Dress Code for all the Team Members while present at the workplace.
I am excited to announce this offer to the Team Members giving this great opportunity to join The WholeDudeBusters Teamster Union which for the very first time in the US history gives a genuine meaning to the natural Right to the Pursuit of Happiness at the workplace.